Lunchables and Camel Lights
Two large, wolf-colored animals were spotted drinking from a puddle under an overpass, and the studio can't agree on what they were. Houston has Leslie and Stitch stand up to test research showing hum...
11 Jun 24min
Hell Is for Sale
Stitch is back from Chicago with stories about a dinner cruise on the river, a fake birthday shoutout from the boat DJ, and a parking situation that nearly broke him. Then the crew finds out the entir...
10 Jun 24min
The Loneliest Color
The Mount Rushmore fireworks drew over 100,000 ticket requests for fewer than 5,000 spots, so Houston and Leslie break down where you can actually catch the drone show for the 250th. They dig into "em...
9 Jun 21min
Patch Sees Everything
Leslie loses a battle with her impulse control in the target pharmacy aisle and ends up cracking open a bag of spicy ramen yucca chips on the air. There's a deep dive into a list of things ruined once...
8 Jun 21min
Black Socks and Slides
Stitch flew to Chicago, but not before Houston and Leslie roasted the flimsy basketball shorts, black socks, and slides he wore to the airport. Then it's National Cheese Day, complete with the tragic ...
5 Jun 21min
Refrigerated Air
Stitch's AC unit picked the worst possible week to die, with 95 degrees on the way and a 15,000 dollar replacement quote in hand. Houston spends the afternoon trying to cheer him up with air condition...
4 Jun 21min
I'm A Phallic Doodle Dandy
It's election day, and that means a deep dive into the strangest ballots in history. There's the Austrian race decided by a single phallic doodle, the Missouri Senate seat won by a dead man, and a tim...
3 Jun 18min
Snuggets
Houston rolls into Monday already worn out, fielding questions about Hot Hunks photos and dodging the crew's repeated attempts to find out why he's so crabby. The guys dig into a survey on the one que...
2 Jun 24min
