Princess Margaret's Definition of a Picnic Is, Frankly, Wrong
This week, Eva and Allie discuss the latest twists and turns in Princess Diana's little brother Charles Spencer's love life. We couldn't help but wonder: could there be *too* much passion over there a...
28 Apr 53min
Harry & Meghan Make Us Ask: What Even Is a Royal Tour?
If the King’s son and daughter-in-law take a gaffe-free visit to a former Commonwealth country, is it a royal tour? Harry and Meghan‘s Australian journey has us putting on our thinking caps, while we ...
21 Apr 42min
If Camilla Did It, Can Harry & Meghan?
Not so long ago, in a time called the nineties, Camilla Parker Bowles was the most hated person in Britain. Today, she’s Queen, without so much as a “consort” to qualify her status. How did she go fro...
31 Mar 48min
Will and Kate's Same-Day Engagements
Despite our best efforts to ostrich in true royal style, we were unable to avoid last week's news about Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor's ongoing scandal. We couldn't help but wonder: what if Charles actua...
10 Mar 36min
Totally Unique First-Person Observations of Will & Kate
Dear listeners, it finally happened. An intrepid Windsors & Losers host (Eva) was able to observe William and Kate as living and (presumably) breathing mortals. In today's episode, we recap this lofty...
3 Mar 38min
Harry Vs. William Vs. Dog Bowl
Full disclaimer: we recorded this episode earlier this week, and much (probably) has happened in the world of the Windsors. Regardless, we recap the timeless prose of Tom Parker Bowles and... beef bou...
24 Feb 22min
No Press Is the Only Good Press For Royals Right Now
Oh, the royals... so much internal strife, and so little action. This week, we check in on the latest maneuvers from Camp Fergie, and wonder how Zara and Mike Tindall have managed to stay so... unprob...
17 Feb 38min
Charles’s Cluckingham Palace vs. Archie’s Chick-Inn
We seek refuge from Andrew Mountbatten Windsor’s long-awaited move and attempts to evade the law by discussing… royal chickens. Both King Charles and his grandson, Prince Archie, keep chickens accusto...
10 Feb 35min
