Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's

I give God Ben-David one more chance to answer my prayers by pleading with Him to remove violence from the hearts of humanity before I become a major political figure.

17 Sep 202415min

I investigate reports that Kamala Harris did not, in fact, work at McDonald's. In the process, I update my resume.

31 Aug 202421min

In light of recent McDonald's-related developments in presidential politics, I consider giving up my status as a journalist to become a government lackey.

27 Aug 202420min

While investigating reports that Vice President Kamala Harris may have worked at McDonald's, I seek valuable intelligence from another fast food chain owned and operated by nearly six guys.

19 Aug 202419min

While visiting the White House to lobby "lame duck" President Biden on passing executive action related to the McDonald's Pizza matter, I suffer an embarrassing accident for which I must extend a sinc...

31 Jul 202421min

After a Hawaiian Breeze-scented oil explosion forces me to take several baths, my fingers become so pruny that my home security is put at risk.

25 Jul 202417min

After last week's electrocution incident, I update the Glade Plugins medical department on my recent doctor's visit and receive some startling disinformation vis-à-vis which of their products is safe ...

12 Jul 202429min

My award-pending investigative series Sériàlle comes to an abrupt end, when I am threatened with legal action by a major local New York newspaper.

1 Jul 202426min