
Cards We Thought Would Be Good
Every preview season, new and exciting cards get printed into the world of Magic: the Gathering, and only a select few make it to the upper echelons of playability. Today, the Timewaster 9000 crew tak...
7 Apr 1h 27min

Cards We Hate
The Timewaster 9000 crew breaks their positivity streak and dedicates a whole episode to the cards we DESPISE. These unlovable pieces of cardboard grind our gears, and we want it to be known. Tune in ...
1 Apr 1h 44min

We Answer Your Questions
We put out the call for YOUR questions, and now we're going to answer them! Join the Timewaster 9000 crew to find out the hidden meaning behind life's greatest mysteries, or at least hear our pretty b...
25 Mars 1h 52min

We Love Cube
It's true folks. We love cube and we don't care who knows. Join the Timewaster 9000 crew as we talk about the beauty of playing cube, curating a cube, drafting cube, and losing to absolutely miserable...
17 Mars 1h 38min

The Homelands Awards
Come one, come all! It's the small set that Wizards wishes we'd forget about: HOMELANDS! The Timewaster 9000 Crew sits down to talk shop about a set that some claim might be the worst in the history o...
10 Mars 1h 22min

The Turtle Set
Miller and Alex are so excited about these new turtles! Join the Timewaster 9000 crew as we chat about turtles, tortoises, snapping turtles, box turtles... the whole nine yards! Or stick around to hea...
4 Mars 1h 18min

Scryfall Randoms
The Timewaster 9000 crew is back to talk about...cards. Just cards. We're on the beautiful search engine Scryfall and slamming the random button, talking about anything and everything that comes up. J...
24 Feb 1h 21min

The Commander Banlist
The Timewaster 9000 crew takes on the arduous task of figuring out every single card on the EDH banlist, and seeing if we can make heads or tails of it. Tune in to hear us chat about wasting people's ...
19 Feb 2h 21min



















