The Timewaster 9000

Miller and Alex celebrate the upcoming Valentine's Day in their own special way, by showing love to cards that don't get it as much anymore. Tune in to see the gang talk about bad midrange decks, card...

10 Feb 1h 24min

The gang is stuck in the computer, so why not look around the world wide web at our favorite home-made ways to play Magic? Miller and Alex go through several formats of their own design, talking about...

10 Feb 1h 35min

The crew is back to talk about everything that came out in 2025, and since we're disgusting little piggies who love to dig around in the mud, we're presenting it as a TIER LIST!!Join Miller and Alex a...

29 Jan 2h

Join Miller and Alex for a delightful dive into the dizzying highs and horrifying lows of Magic: the Gathering art. The crew has become more sophisticated than ever, so tune in to hear our opinions on...

21 Jan 1h 3min

LORWYN IS BACK! The Timewaster 9000 crew is so excited about the set we took a whole episode to talk about cards that stood out to us, good and bad.Join us as we wax poetic about how Old Stuff is Good...

13 Jan 1h 12min

Happy New Year! Miller and Alex dive into a hypothetical so stupid only they could come up with it: what if every NBA player in the world had to be replaced with Magic: the Gathering cards?Join the cr...

7 Jan 1h 15min

Every story has a hero, and every hero needs a villain. Miller and Alex talk about their favorite Magic: the Gathering decks that they feel like fit one of those two categories. From the plucky underd...

31 Dec 20251h 48min

Ho ho ho, etc. Miller and Alex hop feet first into the spirit of giving with an episode about elves, Gruul cards, and some gifts given as well. Cozy up by the fire and listen to some stories about Ale...

23 Dec 20251h 26min