Zebulon from the Planet Zebular (S5 E7)
God continues quizzing Moses, starting with a set of laws that combine food taxes with storytelling. But when a crowd gathers outside and demands a few last words of wisdom from their favorite prophet...
20 Apr 31min
Boy Meets Girl, Girl Shaves Head (S5 E6)
God himself drops by Moses’s house to give him a pop quiz about some laws, a surprising number of which involve stoning children, destroying other nations, and keeping oxen and donkeys away from each ...
13 Apr 45min
Oddly Specific Manslaughter Example (S5 E5)
Moses gets by with a little help from his friends in this episode, as Joshua, Caleb, and Mummy Joseph drop by to check on everyone’s favorite doomed prophet. Moses takes the opportunity to spew out a ...
6 Apr 48min
Don’t Be Baal-Curious (S5 E4)
Another episode, another drunken litany of reminders from Moses. As he shuffles home after the party, he talks about a blessing MacGuffin, burn books, and God’s very important convenience store – and ...
30 Mar 42min
Stop Complaining, Start Circumcising (S5 E3)
Moses somehow increases the pace on his rapid-fire carrot-and-stick reminders – one moment he’s waxing poetic about an awesome new theme park in Canaan, and the next moment he’s threatening to release...
23 Mar 42min
God’s Worst Punishment is FOMO (S5 E2)
Moses continues his “tell not show” retirement party speech, and his bitterness at being excluded from the Canaan party really comes out. He follows up this rant with a litany of reminders focusing on...
16 Mar 41min
Cats But It’s Camels (S5 E1)
It’s the season opener for Season 5, “Study of the Dudes”! Moses gives a rambling farewell speech at his retirement party that would put your grandpa to shame, focusing on that one time that everyone ...
9 Mar 43min
Stardew Valley with Sacrifices (S4 review)
Marcus and Deanna review Season 4: Numbers! What exactly was God’s relationship with that rock? How might the noble sport of curling be featured in future battle scenes? Just how many lambs have been ...
23 Feb 46min
