We Need the Game of Thrones Intro (S4 E9)
This season finale has it all! God opens with some more misogynist rules, and then quickly pivots to violence, sending the Israelite army out for an epic battle against the Midianites. Led by everyone...
9 Feb 47min
This Could Have Been an Email, God (S4 E8)
Moses’s anxiety about dropping dead at any moment peaks as God orders yet another census of the Israelites (which is mostly an excuse to channel his favorite Sesame Street character). Then, in a shock...
2 Feb 41min
God Talks Out of His Ass (S4 E7)
Having seen the death and destruction visited on his neighbors by the Israelite army, local king Balak tries a different tactic, hiring Certified Hedge Wizard Balaam to curse the Israelites. God repea...
26 Jan 42min
Aaron is A-Wrong (S4 E6)
God starts off this week’s episode with a recipe for the world’s most disgusting sports drink, followed immediately by a terrible eulogy for poor Miriam, who was just never able to shake that bad case...
19 Jan 42min
All Aboard the Karen Cruise (S4 E5)
The Israelites’ addiction to complaining continues, with Korah and his followers whining about how Moses and Aaron have too much power. God first threatens to wipe everyone out, but settles for runnin...
12 Jan 42min
Stone the Optimists (S4 E4)
The Israelites try their hand at spycraft this week, sending people to scout out the land of Canaan. They steal some mutant grapes and bring back reports of giant people and tiny horses, which scares ...
5 Jan 41min
Manscaping with a Switchblade (S4 E3)
God is back and sassier than ever in this week’s episode! He starts off as we’ve come to expect, focusing excessively on the importance of nightlights and musical instruments. But once the Israelites ...
29 Des 202538min
Witchcraft Punch Card (S4 E2)
If you were hoping for a big battle scene this week after last week’s army muster, well, too bad! Instead of marching his awesome new army into battle, God continues to coach the tribe of Levi in inte...
22 Des 202535min
